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an elite prostitute which services the dirtiest of the pirate crew
this sounds like a job for a dirty pirate hooker
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A sexy sassy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. If you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. On her terms. She is not to be confused with Sex Pirate hooker. Fantasy's of all kind are included here.
Fantasy Pirate Hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. Anything you can do, she can do better! Her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her sexy seductiveness!
Fantasy Pirate Hooker- Part of the elite Pirate Hooker Nation! est. 2010
Fantasy Pirate hooker is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed!
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When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.
I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!
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Just like the angry pirate the man is getting head, he pulls out, dick pokes her in the eye, and kicks her shin. Upon doing all this the girl will get up on one leg, covering one eye thus making the pirate. To make it Irish the guy cums on her face before she gets up and throws a handful of Lucky Charms on it so they stick.
Professor: Why wasn't Aurora in class today?
Student: Colin gave her the Irish Pirate and she can't get them off her face
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The act of one sinking his pirate ship deep in ones booty, while holding his hand over one eye and yelling land hoe!
I gave your mother a sunken pirate ship after she was done tongue punching my B-hole. ARRGHHH!
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Using a fork, someone steals food from your plate, when you are not looking.
My father is always pirate forking me, finally one day I got angry and stabbed his arm.
My boyfriend will say, "Wow look at that," point and pirate fork my lobster.
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The result of a male's cum shot into an open eye which causes the eye to shut hard.
1. When I shot my load at her, she got pirateye.
2. She walked around with pirateye all day.
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