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when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio
wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them
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A hole in your shoe but not the kind of hole that you... You know
Dude I'm gonna fuck my shoe hole
Children wore there dirty shoes
Children wore there dirty shoes
An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime
Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
When you've gone from being in a current relationship to being lumped with all past relationships.
I had to shoebox Paula's things once Stacy and I started getting serious.
I am pretty certain Bob shoe-boxed me, I haven't heard from him in 2 weeks
Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.
Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.
Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.