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When suck so bad at being a dad, you're demoted to Uncle.
He is so pathetic, that fool couldnt even get to the bus stop on time, i'm demoting him to uncle-daddy.
An uncle that plays daddy to a kid that is not his and not telling the child that the uncle is really the daddy.
Uncle-daddy no, one or the other...
The name your child calls your brother that is having an affair with your wife/baby mother.
Uncle Daddy is way better than daddy. He takes us to the park and isn’t mean!
Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.
Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*
When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.
Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
My sesqui-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
Uncle Terry is that one guy who everyone likes at a barbecue.
Auntie Karen: Uncle Terry has a thicc ass