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Similar to the more common "friends with benefits" expression, but the participants engage only in "clothes-on" acts, e.g. light making out, cuddling, and extreme cuddling.
"Damn, man! You got Janine to agree to be friends with benefits?"
"Nah, dude. We're just friends with fits."
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A person who acts like your friend in public and social situations, but basically uses you and treats you like crap.
Jon: Dude, Devan Downey is so good at basketball!
Michael: Yeah, but Andy Roddick is THE MAN at tennis.
Dustin: Jack is good at everything!!!
Jack: uhh..thanks..?
Later...
Dustin: Hey Jack, can I see your answers, I was really busy last night and I had practice and all.
Jack: Um yeah sure.
Dustin: Thanks man, you're the best.
Afterwards...
*Jack stands in a circle of conversation*
*Dustin walks right in front of him and pushes him out of the circle*
Despues...
Jack: Hey Dustin, I woke up late this morning and didn't have time for breakfast. Can I please have some of those cheez its?
Dustin: no
Jack: Jeez, what a public friend..
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When you constantly clap the Friends clapping bit whenever someone says friends
John: Why does he keep clapping when i say friends
Steve: *clap clap clap clap*
Wick: I think he has Friends Syndrome
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When you aren't friends with anyone in a new place (class, gym, work, church, etc.) but you know you're going to need friends for that place, you become emergency friends.
I was in gym class with all of the dumb kids so I had to become emergency friends with some girl only because she was the least annoying person there.
I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.
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Synonymous with migrainous condition, phrase recognizes the intimate nature of recurrent throbbing headaches that have become part of daily living.
“My friend is back...I am bluer than the sky--hammers are pounding, my mind is exploding static electricity”
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See also "friends with benefits." A further slang of the aforementioned slang.
The mutual attraction between two friends that is acted on in a purely sexual manner. The individuals do not consider themselves to be bound by the constraints of a "relationship." They are merely friends in all aspects except for the added bedroom "benefits."
Alternately, a committed pair who officially "break up," though continue their sexual relationship.
a Joe and Mary were in a dating "dry spell" and decided to become friends with bens for awhile.
b Although Joe and Mary broke up two months ago, they still have a lot of sleepovers. Must be a friends with bens situation.
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A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends
The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"
Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped the dropped a brutal line on me!
Friend: What was it
Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"
Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!
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