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Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.
In other words: losers.
See rap video.
Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!
Six months later.
Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.
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the action performed by a wingman, by his very nature. Assisting a male companion in getting some by performing any number of selfless acts.
"Hey man. I've got this date with that hot chick downstairs, but she wants to take her ugly roommate along! Think you could pimp assist me on this one?"
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Dodge Magnum Wagon or its Chrysler Pacifica twin. Mostly driven by wannabe nigga whites, although some actual Negroes can afford them if they go to Popeye's less often.
"Johnny came by in his stupid pimp sleigh to try n' bum some vicodin. He's missing another tooth."
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CandyCane pimps are 2 of a kind..... they r the leadas of the Mackillenium.... theres no denyin this.... masta marky mark n pimpin proulx.... LIVE BY THE CANE DIE BY THE CANE.... THE HOLIDAYZ IZ COMIN BITCHS
That CandyCane Pimp rite thurr is nonotha then marky mark n his pimpin partnern is that playa rite thurr pimpin proulx
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A TV show were a group of mechanics take someones old car and turn in it to a dangerous mobile death trap of various gizmos and gadgets. The 'Pimp My Ride' team see no danger in putting a jacuzzi full of water in a car with 14 inch plasma screens, and also the pimp my ride team cannot see putting pool tables and popcorn makers on top of car boot unpracticle?
I think the idea of Pimp My Ride is to turn your car into as much fun as possible so you will never want to leave!
CAR OWNER: Thanks for the paint job on my car Pimp My Ride, but I really don't see what the point is of having a full fitted kitchen, complete with a state of the art dish washer and a cooker hood on the boot of car?
PIMP MY RIDE TEAM: (silence)
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The act of an owner of a 'Pontiac Vibe' who decides to pimp out or modify his/her Vibe in the cheapest way possible.
A real-life parody of the show 'Pimp My Ride', usually involving household odds and ends and other miscellaneous items to try to 'pimp out' their car.
Making fun of every Ricer type of person who tries to put huge loud fartcan mufflers on their stupid little cars because they think it looks cool.
Dude check out the fartcan on that exhaust!
Yeah I know. RIDICULOUS!...Might as well put a chromed-up soup can on it instead.
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A strike to the back of skull where the skull and neck meet, with with an elbow in a downward chopping motion.
Damn.. that "atomic pimp slap" left mike unconscious!
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