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muffin top

to wear tight pants were the fat hangs over the top and waering a tight shirt over the top...therefore resembleing something of a muffin top.

"Those pants are tight"
"yEh it give you a muffin top"
"bitch"
"well you are fat"
(bashs)

by kirri March 24, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Top Job

When at a big party remove the lid to the toilet's resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. When the toilet gets flushed pee or shitty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.

"This dude we know was a jerk, so at a party at his house I gave him a top job"

by prof z March 3, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


turban top

A Muslim of the Islamic faith who wears a large turban on the head. Also refers to anyone who decides to wear a turban on their head.

Hey turban top! What's under the turban? Take off the turban!!

by the candace! January 14, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin top

when a ho wears dem jeans that be too tight, pushin up her love handles, creating a muffin top

if queen latifa wore beyonce's jeans, she'd have a muffin top

by G. Mill March 20, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meatloaf Top

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).

Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!

by Deepthoughts July 1, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


top-tankin

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet so that chunks of fresh shit fills the bowl with each flush.

Same as defined above.

by Random_DooD August 6, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.

My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.

by sugarfog September 25, 2022

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž