vein train to a-town

anal sex

I gave her a ride on the vein train to a-town.

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run an impulse train

Variant of "run a train", which refers to a line of men each successively having sex with the object upon which the train is run. Used in this sense in the engineering world, where signal processing (dealing extensively with the impulse train) can be extremely complicated and confusing, and such material is said to thus "run an impulse train" on the student/engineer.

This exam is really going to run an impulse train on me.

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Texas Train-wreck

Texas Train-wreck is the sexual act in which a multitude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. The men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the sexual act at hand. Should the attacker be successful in dismantling the sexual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male's place in intercourse.

Did you see that Texas Train-wreck last week?
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.

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poop poo train

A toy train where human fieces are the engine and cars, twigs are used to connect them, and rocks are the wheels.

Jim Bob was so poor when he was a kid his parents could not even afford to buy him a poop poo train. But look at him now, he has a whole collection.

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chocolate chicken train

A sexual act. Consume an egg salad sandwich from a gas station. Immediately after your partner reaches climax grab a double fistfull of hair, jump on your partner's back, and stradle them. Continue by laying down a massively nasty steamer all over her back, while making the "choo choo" noise.

I know she stole 30 bucks from me, so last night when we were having our break up sex, I gave her a chocolate chicken train.

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Riding the Milk Train

Having sex with a lactating woman (still full of breast milk)

"The milk train is comin round any time of night or day With two big headlights shining so you know the way
Picking up steam rolling down the track
Squirtin out juice on the caboose.
The brakeman's havin a heart attack"

"Man, I was riding the milk train last night. And I wasn't the only one who shot off. Don't go round hungry!"

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Train go boom

Another way to say that something has gone terribly wrong

Him:did you ask her out bro?
Me: yeah, it wasn't good
Him: was it another train go boom?

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