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Uncle streak is your average European gay man who is addicted to watching shows like 'Friends', sending streaks, and taking pictures and videos of random people in public transport. Also sometimes talking about the good memes
"Uncle streak has sent me streaks for the 69th time today"
Uncle lore is when your uncle tells you the stories of his life in his youth. These seem amazing compared to your childhood.
Random Evening
Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion
"ur mom gay lol!"
"yeah well ur uncle a cuckle"
fucking dies
The headache you get the morning after drinking the cheap vodka, Smirnoff.
"I can't come to work today, Uncle Smirny has come to visit,"
an uncle that seems nice but fucks you instead
i need to escape from my freindly uncle
Uncle Crunckle is the life of the party, he's that guy that you wish you were even just for the moment... No! He's not!
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
Samuel: "Fittin' to run the trail of beers down later, set a new record, than prank call the suicide hotline if you wanna time me, bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
Uncle pudge is the hottest man alive. girls names paris is very obsessed over him. Uncle pudge is so sweet, caring, and have a great body. His wife has no competition because paris will always win no matter what. Uncle pudge WILL marry paris no matter what happened. Uncle pudge will catch a case JUST for a girl named paris.
Have you send Uncle pudge? WELL HES TAKEN BY P.O