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ur niece smell like cheese

Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.

The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.

Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese

Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.

by KetchupDubai December 03, 2018


ur mom gay lol

when you're having an argument with someone who is much more intellectual than you but you just gotta pull out that "ur mom gay lol" line and they get butthurt emotionally

you the cunt : hey that is not a very funy maymay
intellectual being : avoid my existence with that normie shet of yours
you the cunt : ur mom gay lol
and they cry over that

by uredadleslol March 10, 2018


shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

by chris cringle September 06, 2004


Ur Mommy Named Tommy

Even worse than your granny tranny. A sacred phrase

Jack: Ur Mom Gay
Shawn: Ur Granny Tranny
Jack: Ur Mommy Named Tommy{

by Whalee March 13, 2018


all up in ur grill

blowing ur load in the mouth of a human being

i just unloaded all up in ur grill

by RIck Combs January 16, 2008


you said that with all ur chest

saying something boldly

someone- "yoongi is a power top"

me- "man.. you said that with all ur chest huh"

by euphoricfaerie January 09, 2019


Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

Ur family gay

Ben “You’re grandpap a trap
Dale “Ur family reunion a homosexual communion”

Ben *Dies

by Gey boi April 02, 2018