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Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.
Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese
Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.
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when you're having an argument with someone who is much more intellectual than you but you just gotta pull out that "ur mom gay lol" line and they get butthurt emotionally
you the cunt : hey that is not a very funy maymay
intellectual being : avoid my existence with that normie shet of yours
you the cunt : ur mom gay lol
and they cry over that
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the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.
person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha
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Even worse than your granny tranny. A sacred phrase
Jack: Ur Mom Gay
Shawn: Ur Granny Tranny
Jack: Ur Mommy Named Tommy{
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blowing ur load in the mouth of a human being
i just unloaded all up in ur grill
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someone- "yoongi is a power top"
me- "man.. you said that with all ur chest huh"
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Ben “You’re grandpap a trap”
Dale “Ur family reunion a homosexual communion”
Ben *Dies
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