Colloquial term for female orgasm.
"...so we started slow and sweet, and then she changed it up and did this thing with her tongue, and whatever it was... I've never had a vagina ballet that intense!"
Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.
Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.
When a girl moves on from a man but then days, weeks, or months later her vagina craves his dick no matter whom she may be with now.
My best friend broke up with her boyfriend a week and a half ago but just called him up asking for sex because of her vagina lag.
a gynaecologist or other medical professional who deals in vaginas.
"Clarice, there is something wrong with your snatch. Get yourself down the vagina veterinary and come back when you're palatable," requested Mr. Lecter as he sharpened his oyster knife.
When you're balls deep in her and you put your hand in with it and wank off inside her
"Hey Mary, do you wanna try something different?"
"Sure! What is it?"
"How about a kinky wank vagina?"
A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a Nutella Vagina yesterday and I think she's packing her bags.
noun, When you pull down the panties and you don't know if it's sand, critters or cat litter.
Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.