Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.

Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!

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Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

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😂😂😂WHO DID THIS??😂😂😂

this word is a big gay

guy: 😂😂😂WHO DID THIS??😂😂😂
Girl: you watch jackfilms, dumbass

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Just Who The Hell Do You Think I Am!?

One of the most popular lines from the anime Gurren Lagann. When using this line, you put on those W that go like this: \/\/, only longer. This is because the most popular character, Kamina, wore them every time he said it.

Guy 1: Do you want a sandwhich?
Guy2: Just who the Hell do you think I am!?
Guy 1:...I'm gonna take that as a no.

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In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.

Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*

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snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude

my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

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She was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart

You had been broken so many times. You still loved him knowing you were both broken. You had a broken soul, he had a broken heart, but you stuck together... until he left.

“She was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart, even when he left and made her bleed even more.”