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A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida
Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies
A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead
Yes bitch your about to get a billy Johnson
An apparition or double of a living person.
"Omg that guy looks like Bailey !” “Is that Bailey Johnson?”
That massive goon in your friend group who nobody likes and has a small weiner.
Wow landon your are such a bougeir Johnson
The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.
“Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”