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Goose, Tumble, 9/17/23, Miller High Life Theater, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Absolutely amazing, mind-blowing, incredible.
That Goose show last night was shit hot!
When your done pooping and wipe but then 5 min later you have to shit again.
"hey I thought I was done pooping but then the shits the sequel hit me 5 minutes later.
Gym class and Language Arts class
Gym and Language Arts are such shit classes
3Am is the hour of writers, painters, poets, musicians, silence seekers. Overthinkers and creative people. We often come up whit straight up shit ideas but since nobody’s awake, nobody can stop us...
Amanda: when did you come up with this weird theory of the earth being upside down?
Me: ah it’s just some 3Am shit
Damon: omg when did you you cover your car in stickers?
Me: ah it’s just 3Am shit
1. That little piece of poop that just CAN'T be wiped away. Wipe and wipe and wipe AND it's STILL there.
2. Someone who just won't leave. No matter how much you try,,,hint after hint and they're STILL there.
That little Shit Sticker made me use a whole role of toilet paper and it WON'T go away.
When you fuck an anus that is full of shit.
Can be used to mean that you are in deep shit.
We lost the game.. Fuck in the shit!
The byproduct of aggressive wiping of ones anus with low-grade tissue paper wherein the paper tears off, mixes with feces, and drops to floor or ones pants (assuming he/she is a standing wiper). The spindles of toilet paper and fecal matter are known to resemble tightly rolled marijuana cigarettes, or pinners.
When Alice wipes, it sounds like she's refinishing a coffee table with a medium grit paper. The worst part however, is the smattering of shit pinners she leaves in the stall.