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Oma Block You;
Originally meant to be said as the phrase "i'm going to block you"
Oma Block You is usually an error message sent by an easily offended female with high percentages of anger issues.
The Female to Male Ratio of this phrase are as follows:
Females Recorded: 99%
Males: 1%
Usually said in anger or sarcasm.
Either that or the individual is just a dumb bitch.
Male #1: "Ayo, Show Me You're Tits"
Female #1: "Fuck off, Oma Block You"
Ice cubes on a red hot stove will melt, and I'll bet ya
A drowning man bet his first words are help, and I'll bet ya
If you bet on a horse and the horse don't win, you lose, and I'll bet ya
If you try, to sit on air, you're gonna fall, and I'll bet ya
If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I’ll Bet You never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya
Take a car, without fuel, it ain't gonna move, and I'll bet ya
A carpenter can't build his house without any tools, and I'll bet ya
If your shoes are too small, they hurt your feet, and I'll bet ya
And you can't know what's goin' on, if you're asleep, oh I'll bet ya
If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I'll bet you never lose my love
You will win and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose my love
You got to win, I bet ya
I'll bet you never lose my love
Doubt you'll see this, probably will in a month i dont fucking know, I love u <3
cheese sucks so when someone tells you this it means you suck, or they are telling you you smell
Karina: Your mama is a HOE!
Ana: And you smell like cheese!!
When someone says something suspect or retarded
Friend #1: You hungry?
Friend #2: Yeah
Friend #1: What you want to eat?
Friend #2: Ass
Friend #1: You gotta go cuz...
Question:
Can be used to question ones actions if wild enough.
What’s up with you?! Are you okay?!
You tripping You’re Tweakin
“I saw ole dude the other day right, and I said Wuss tuh you bro u got my money?!”
Said when admiring any Komatsu brand construction equipment. Must be spoken loudly if a Komatsu is seen in the distance. Must be said before operation.
*operating Komatsu excavator* Komatsu!! godblesss you!