You guessed her, Chester

An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.

Daquan: did u go to the movies with Jarmarius’ sister yesterday?
Brad: you guessed her, Chester!

you know ameenah

this is another dick joke

you know ameenah ? ameenah dick

oh heck you then

The phrase you should say when you want to say "goodbye" in a rude way.

heck

guy 1: ur mom gay
guy 2: no u
guy 1: reverse card
guy 2: oh heck you then

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

Stop rigging the votes you asshole

I’m talking to the UD Jews

Stop rigging the votes you asshole

Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

well get to it!

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!