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A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
Whoa
A hot summer night, fell like a net
I've gotta find my baby yet
I need you, to soothe my head
And turn my blue heart to red
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that buddy from the start
You think I'm cute, a little bit shy
Mama, I ain't that kind of guy
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of loving you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop?
You had me down twenty-one to zip
Smile of Judas on your lip
Shake my fist, knock on wood
I got it bad, and I got it good
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
The vigina hairs of a woman
Also a way to make fun of slutty Mexicans
the grass in you front lawn is so nice
Jesus you spend more time mowing her lawn than all your jobs combined
The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*
James: It's back to carpets for you.
something only an idiot would say.
Guy 1: pee on my head if you want
Guy 2: *vomits blood*
When people think they are funny they are not
Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now
the coolest motherfucker ever. the king of Drumcompton fo' sho'. no fool can fuck wit this. especially Casso. u better back the fuck up befo' u get smaked the fuck up.
some guy that carries around 2 mac 10's with an Ak in the trunk just in case.