It’s when you are fucking in the anal hole, and your girl or guy had some bad chipotle and shits on ur dick
Oh man, my girl and or guy just shit dicked me
Dude I’m sorry
When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick
Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"
When things turn shit-dicks
Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!
A person who anal fucks too often.
Look over there at Joey. What a shit dick.
were she takes a shit on your dick and you rub it all over your dick and you tell her to turn around and you slap her in the face with your poopy dick
When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick
Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank
"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"