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When you can’t get a boner for sex, but have sex anyways. With 2 DIFFERENT people
You were beyond hammered last night, and you nailed both of them?
You had to be double dippin your whiskey bits brah
A good piece of ass, a good lay
Kristy your a good piece!
means ur mom is a fucking bitch and ur a piece of shit
q57uryfgj YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH eryrdsf
Don’t stifle your tinkle too much. That’s bad for you.
The state of being able to quickly remember something.
“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
common phrase said by shlinkot
yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick