but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

John0512 made TST group, one of his many accomplishments.

john: I made TST group
you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:

Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

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ill trudu you

threat of coup de espionage

my mom was so traumatized by the removal of the death penalty she finally said fuck it ill trudu you.

i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!

Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...

snatched you up

I cannot believe some nice woman has not snatched you up

I cannot believe some nice woman has not snatched you up

THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self

that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself

What the fuck did you just say about me?

The infamous start of the Gorilla Warfare rant.

Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT