You know how I get

Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but

Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"

you are stupid

wow, congrats.

( Hey a dude called me stupid! )
( Oh that person out the screen? )
( YEAH! )
( They are just bored and wasting the creators time typing )
( Y'know what you are stupid everyone is. )
( the heck. )

I'll see you on the internet

Another way of saying "I'll see you later" this term transforms the physical presence of someone and assumes that the next interaction with the other person will be virtual.

Person 1: It was great talking with you but I have to run to a meeting in downtown.
Person 2: No worries, I'll see you on the internet.

"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!

Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.

how are you bestie

When your basically saying " Wassup girlfriend " or when your a by ur saying " Whats up dude

Me: how are you bestie
Her: good

Do you like dragons

Asked by your 10 year old cousin because he heard it at school

Cousin: Do you like dragons

Me" yes

Him Dragon deez nuts across your face

Me dies of stage 4 lung cancer and instantly wants to commit nine elevn 2.0

You can carry as much as you can

It means what it means

"Just remember, you can carry as much as you can" - Daware