poo nan

the shit i eat when your mom comes to town

me: hey jimmy your mom is in town.
jimmy: aww man that means you're gonna eat her poo nan.

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Poo schnoodle

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.

Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"

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Poo Stink

When something smells like poo.

Johnathan Ivey Smelled Like Poo Stink

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poo tickler

A poo tickler is when u shuv ure finger in a person ass and wiggle it around, tickling there poo. Caution this may cause sum stimulation

I gave jessica a poo tickler last nite, she loved it, was laughing for hours.

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poo-play

Scatophilical. Any sexual act involving faeces.

Wanna engage in some poo-play?

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hai-poo

A brief rhyming poem that deals with poop, usually four or five lines long.

This is called "Hai-poo #5."

I have to poop
It shall come out like soup
It did once when I had the croup
Then again, it was more like goop
Boop-boop-be-doop.

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Cheesy Poo

The smell of cheese and dirty ass mixed together. Also used when you have no specific word for the odor you are smelling.

cheese ass poo

"My dear god, that smells like Cheesy Poo!"

Lissinator: Dude smell my finger
Alias: Yuck that smells like shit!
Lissinator: Nooo, that my man, is cheesy poo!

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