noun
1) a closeted but homophobic gay male in denial
2)a man who has connections to male doll toys
"Jake sure is a real man, but he acts like such a man buddy sometimes."
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cute phones but stupid videos.
i dont know why i watch london mobile buddies. only reason why is because the phones are so cute!!!!!
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Fuck buddy zoned is THE equivalent for males as friend zoning is from girls. Many women HATE being fuck buddy zoned it is often as insulting to girls as friend zoning is to guys.
Fuck buddy zoning means someone- usually a male tells you your only good enough to fuck but not girlfriend material.
Sometimes has bullshit reason like recovering from a bad breakup, divorce, too busy with work but also can just straight up be "you're just not someone I want to be in a relationship with" only admitted after the first bonk has happened.
To feminine pride it's often a HUGE insult repeated instances of which can make women feel like roping (suicide) as much as incels want to rope.
*Day after you have sex for the first time.*
Girl- (Lets call her Shawna)--- Hey do you want to go the movies today?
Guy- (Lets call him Leon)---- Uh....yesterday was really fun.It was so hot. But uh it was just fun I don't want a relationship with you
Next day
Girl's friend ------Hey how it's going with your crush LEON?!!!!!
Shawna -------- Bastard just fuck buddy zoned me. I got fuck buddy zoned again and I feel as angry as Elliot Rodger!
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When 2 buddies tag team a girl from two different angles. One from behind, one from the front.. passing a juice box between the two.
Hello, simon nice day today.. would u like a sip of juice?
(as she moans) "Your a great juice box buddy"
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Is a persons crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend
person1: where is tom?
Person2: he is with his f*ck buddy
Person1: is he actually f*cking them?
Person2: whos knows.
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Someone you would like to engage in intercourse with but act as if you're not attracted to that person
We should hang out alone buddy o pal
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When a man and a woman have a Primarily Serious, Exclusive, Long-term relationship, on the low. They talk on the phone and text often. They see each-other as time permits. How-ever, they choose not to profess their feelings for each-other publicly, because one or both of them, aren't just any-body.
It could be because of Age differences, Religious orientation un-acceptance, Media exposure which might impact ones famous reputation in a negative way, Family un-acceptance, Life-style incompatibility (long hours, too busy), or neither one of them wants a live-together type relationship, etc.
But, she cares a whole lot about this man, and he is her One and Only Squeeze, right now. He is Special. In her eyes, and heart, he isn't "just any-body".
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I've got some free time right now, and there's nothing more that I want to do, than to spend some quality time, with my "King Fuck-buddy".
MDT 07161948
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