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nicholas jones is fat, he eats nothing but chocolate croissants and chocolate chip eggo waffles.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT, nicholas jones is fat
Time to leave, let's go.
Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,
Routicus Jones?
We should routicus jones if we're going to make the basketball game on time.
The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.
Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!
Izzy is hard to describe, she’s such an amazing person and words can’t do her justice. She is kind and caring and always knows how to put a smile on your face. You can talk to her about anything and she won’t judge you or talk behind your back. She’s always there for you and is so incredibly loyal, she will endure your long rants and lectures and not run away when you yell or shout. She’s so nice to everyone but will also help you hide a body without asking questions. When you're sad she’ll try and help and if she can’t will sit with you while you die inside. She’s incredibly smart and even though she tries to deny it very talented. She’s amazing at sports and has a stunning voice, and even with these amazing talents she never brags and always helps her slightly less gifted friends. Izzy is such an awesome person and a pleasure to be around.
The Gif is her fave one that she uses all the time.
"Who's that?"
"That's Isabel Jones"