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smiling asshole

someone who is so happy if they bent over their asshole would be smiling at you :)

The boss was so happy with his workers jobs that he had a smiling asshole.

by unknown asshole7777 February 8, 2010

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Crotch Rocket Asshole

Crotch Rocket Asshole believes that they own the road (which is directly contrary to Mustang Asshole), and have the fastest bike on the planet. Crotch Rocket Asshole weaves in and out of traffic, ignoring every traffic law that every other citizen has to obey. Crotch Rocket Asshole often pops wheelies in the middle of the street, which (I guess) only impresses Crotch Rocket Asshole’s underage girlfriend.

Crotch Rocket asshole is easily identifiable. Besides the obvious bike identification, Crotch Rocket Asshole often wears a gay leather jacket and pants combo that color match their bike, and often has a gay rubber Mohawk attached on top of their helmet. In reality, Crotch Rocket Asshole would never have the balls to sport a REAL mohawk in a million years. Crappy, faded, tribal armband and/or barb wire tattoos often adorn Crotch Rocket Asshole’s arm.

Crotch Rocket Asshole often uses their bike as their Facebook or MySpace profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the bike, and ignore the downsides of Crotch Rocket Asshole (namely the fact that the bike is their only means of transportation).

One can only hope that Crotch Rocket Asshole gets the shit beat out of them by Harley Rider.

See Cigarette Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible β€œasshole” personality combinations.

Stan: "Crotch Rocket Asshole passed me up on the road today doing 90 in a school zone while popping a wheelie"

Ted: "I bet you were driving in front of a high school, wern't you?"

Stan: "Yeah, how did you know THAT?"

Ted: "30-year old Crotch Rocket Asshole was showing off and scamming for babes."

by mad genius December 7, 2010

41πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Complete Fucking Asshole

Someone much more than an incredible jerk. Someone much like Satan. A very dangerous and intensely fucking evil person.

Signals that someones an asshole (Very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 Someone/Some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you after you snapped and went to the Childrens/Adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you while/when you just been Physically/Verbally abused.
#2 Someone/Some people who fuck up your mental health.


Ex.#1: Lots of people are Complete Fucking Assholes.
Ex.#2: A little 13 girl named Suzie Witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named Thomas Witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. One day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular bastard guy named Earl Evans in their school, Spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over New Brunswick (where they lived)!! Everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-shit river.

by Caitlin13579 August 20, 2008

22πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


antigeek jock asshole

Some stupid bastard with an IQ of 20 or so that always recommends definitions for deletion because he says "Not a slang term. I wish all these uber geeks would stop their nerdy rantings about scifi and childish card games". What an asshole! He doesn't realize that geeks rule the world and when he grows up he'll be licking the boots of someone who actually has a brain instead of playing high school sports.

Every time I see a definition recommended for deletion by the antigeek jock asshole I recommend it stays even if I normally wouldn't.

by Bob882 November 30, 2004

34πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


24 carat asshole

Someone who is the worst type of asshole - pushy, loud, insulting, an ego-maniac. The king of all asshole.

That Dave guy is a 24 carat asshole!

by The Mace June 3, 2014

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


THIZZ IN HER ASSHOLE

Inserting an Ecstasy Tablet into a female's rectum.

"I took her to the bathroom then removed the hoes pants, bent her ass over and take this Thizz in (a female) your ass"

The beezie took the THIZZ IN HER ASSHOLE because Treal Rich told her to.

by J.C. a.k.a. The Hype Man April 27, 2007

51πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


right-wing asshole

Fascist motherfucks such as: Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin, and Bill O' Reilly

Dickheads
Fascists
Nazis
Assholes
Liars
Mother fuckers
Right wing
Trash
right-wing asshole

by Henry Gordon November 12, 2013

55πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž