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jew canoe

A Cadillac with New York or New Jersey plates.

Look at those assholes in the jew canoe! They almost ran me over on the way to the synagogue!

by Kevin Not-a-Jew January 8, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 166๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby jew

A short, under the hieght of 5'5", energetic. obnoxious, money pincher jewish person.

I can't believe the baby jew bought a hustler at the super duper gas station.

by Ezra Kaplan January 29, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew unit

a jewish person's penis, usually involving the mushroom effect.

Person 1: Damn, did you see his jew unit?
Person 2: yeah, damn that circumcision! it looks so big!

by Kreb0 September 30, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


chintzy jew

someone who is very cheap, like a jew

Man, my job is worse then a chintzy jew. They didn't even pay me for my overtime work.

by lcbears September 10, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jew up

Verb The act of an allegedly slighted individual retaining a high priced consortium of attorneys.

"Why you step on my Bapes, bitch? I mo Jew up and sue yo ass!"

by ThrillKill September 24, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jew-Unit

The term used to describe a gang of perdomitiley young jewish males that cultivate their jewish herritage as being a selecetive group of superior beings.

"Dude did you hear about Jacob, after his Barmitzvah he joined the Jew-Unit"

by ryan ryan April 24, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


flip a jew

to freak out, about the same as acting a fool

Don't flip a jew, dad. My girlfriend's not really pregnant. I just sayin' that to fuck with yea

by Rob February 26, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž