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breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows
When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.
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When guys are typically lonely and wanting some good boobs or coochie to snatch, he will do something called a boob swing. A boob swing is when you go on from girl to girl saying that they’re cute. Your goal is for them to say that they you’re cute as well. Once a guy finds that girl, he will normally ask for their snap or phone number. Then when he’s been lonely all day and hard for her all day, and she says something to make him blow his load, he will do the final step and send a dick pick.
Friend 1: Hey, I can hang out this weekend
Friend 2: Cool! Let’s do the boob swing so we can have sex at that cute girl’s party!
Friend 1: I’m down!
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When a species of the male origin attempts to discreetly glance at a females breasts. He may do so in a number of ways, using binoculars, his eyeballs, spectacles, poking holes in newspapers, pretending to be looking into your face, using the excuse of "I have lazy eyes, they don't always look where I mean to!" Peek-A-Boobing is also quite often failed, and quite sadly, the female most definitely notices and the fool proceeding with the Peek-A-Boobing ends up doing a boob-tacular stare down.
Terrance: "Hey girl what's up I was just walking in the park today when I saw this cute little puppy being taken away by a huge flying eagle creature-like-thing, and I decided to rescue it."(Tells more of this cocky story, while his eyes slowly shift from the girls eyes to a different pair of her "eyes".
Francine: "Terrance, stop Peek-A-Boobing! I know they are beautiful and you can't help but farther your breast obsession, but I'm not here for a show!"
Terrance: Hangs his head in shame for being caught needing Peek-A-Boobing practice.
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Fake boobs that defy gravity and remain perky without the support of a bra.
Look at that Barbie jogging with the houdini boobs. She's not even wearing a bra and they aren't moving!
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The condition where it's so cold outside that your boobs turn blue from freezing temperatures. And In severe cases come with hard nipples that can cut glass.
Holy crap Linda I'm so cold I have blue boobs!
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Big, fat, plump, voluptuous titties that you can slide your dick through. Titties your can grab, hug, and motorboat. Titties you can cuddle!!
Chloe's tits are amazing. They're so fat, big, pink and perky! She's got porn boobs!
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Only happens in june have fun.
Girlfriend:why you grab my boobs
Me:its boob month the only time i get to grab boobs whenever I want.
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