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Riding the d for so long that your legs physically break.
*a fine nigga posting sum*
“till my legs break”
Break Your Face Off is a party phenomenon sweeping the nation. Break Your Face Off's are characterized by typical party elements, fueled by reckless consumption of hedonistic proportions. BYFO's typically upgrade ashtrays to buttbuckets, and a large pot, kettle, or trash can is often placed outside the house in case of partying TOO hard. Mature adults who consider themselves too mature for college style partying always succumb to the allure of the BYFO nature.
Breaking off one's face correlates to the level of ridiculous consumption. For example, a wine and cheese night would be considered a Stub-Your-Toe, even if all attending frequently Break Their Faces Off
Possible consequences include: sleeping 'til 5 p.m. the next day, crazed kitchen cleaning while clutching tequila, and malicious mamacitas mixing margaritas
"Break Your Face Off at my place tonight!"
"What should we bring?"
"Bring beer, not pants"
"Are you having another Break Your Face Off soon?"
"Yeah, once I get the hole in the drywall patched up from last night"
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A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.
"Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
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When one guy TOPS a bottom bro's butt and discovers there's some water left inside his ass from the cleaning. Oops.
Steven tapped John's freshly cleaned butt...so fresh, oops, breaking his water.
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from a simpson's episode; the act of splitting one's heart in two.
"Marrrrrggee, you're breaking my heart"
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A euphemism for having sex, as made famous by BYU basketball player Brandon Davies, who was kicked off team for admitting premarital sex with his girlfriend.
Red-blooded male: It's Saturday night and I'm getting wasted. If all goes well, I will be breaking the BYU honor code later tonight.
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To finally break out a fart which has been rejecting entry to the atmosphere for a long time
"Ahhh, I just broke the round barrier"
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