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Canadian

An unarmed American with health care

If you hurt my feelings, I can go to the hospital and get them checked for free because I am a Canadian.

by Samantha Crosfield April 28, 2021


Canadian

An unarmed American with healthcare

A Canadian tripped over an elk and went to the hospital for free

by Samantha Crosfield March 4, 2021


Canadian

A race of extremely stupid people

He's such a Canadian

by Ur Mom be so fat October 5, 2023


Canadian

Code for for African American, which is used to be discreet.

Wow, a group of Canadian teenagers just boarded the train. Be on the lookout.

by FrankieSanz June 23, 2022

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Canadian

they don't exist

you Canadian bro

by brolishish May 13, 2019


Canadian

A person from a country that doesn't exist called Canada. Everything that is in Canada or own by a Canadian is made of snow (Canadians can't feel cold). Also extremely nice people that will say sorry for anything, even if there is no need to say sorry. What Canadians eat for breakfast is mostly pancakes with maple syrup, for a snack they will mostly eat kechup chips, for lunch they will eat some poutine, dinner is Canadian Bacon with maple syrup and for desert it's maple syrup after its put in snow and freezez. Canadians play hockey with beavers, moose, and Canadian Geese, yep we have our own geese. Also canadians say "eh" a lot.

Canadian: "eh bud you wanna go to the rink play some hockey, maybe get a Iced Capp at Tim Hortons after?"
American:"Um su-"
Canadian:"sorry for cutting you off there just wanted to give you this maple syrup"
American: *tries to run away but freezez

canadian: "SORRY"

by Bear stuck in zoo March 7, 2019


Canadians

Code word for Jews, has its origins in Chicago

"There's no Christmas lights on this street, must all be Canadians"

by Perry Menos December 9, 2019