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Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair captain, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
As a noun, this phrase is a positive way to identify a pothead.
As a verb, it means to spend a long amount of time to smoke as much weed as you want/have. This is a good way to chill and find yourself again.
History: This phrase is based off a radio host who is AKAed as Captain Robby. His actual identity is unknown, but it is known that he enjoys fun times and PB&J sandwiches during said times o' fun.
Noun: "Dude, you're such a Captain Robby, I love it. Got any extra pot on you?"
Verb: "Hey, man, I'm thinking about 'captain robby'ing it tomorrow. I just need to relax, I'm too stressed, I need just one day where I can smoke as much weed as I want."
Other: "Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and bring it down to the station and win our grand prize!"
A name given to someone who wears BDU bottoms, or camopants.
Heya Captain CamoPants, I can't see you!
Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.
Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.
Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.
I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.
A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis
"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"
The commanding officer of Deep Space Nine from 2409 onwards, as well as the captain of U.S.S. Defiant.
"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"