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Hell on earth.
Fucking sucks balls
kid: wonder what its like in hell
kid2: just attend regent christian academy
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The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.
Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.
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A college in the ghetto of Cincinnati! Students attending this school typically love Jesus, but there is always an acception to this.
I attend Cincinnati Christian University
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A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.
Rehabilitate your stupidity with sheer incompetence or shit at Crossings Christian School
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A christian that chooses what they believe is true in the bible instead of casting it off as a lie altogether or being obedient and believing it all.
Well he believes that Jesus died to save us but he thinks it's okay to eat lobster and slavery is wrong. He's a pick and choose Christian.
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(noun) Hard core metal/rock with religious messages; see "Christalica"
I fucking love Jesus!
If you don't believe in God, go to hell!
*insert guitar chord*
*jump into crowd*
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Death Metal for those of us who like to headbang and mosh w/o all of the same profanity...although some will always exist
random kid: a death metal based bible study in your basement? sweet
bible study leader: God + angry neighbors = very good
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