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When you're eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad
"Mitch you're lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"
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Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”
Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead
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When you nut on the cookies you made with your mom
I made sweaty cookies with you mom
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The sound created when biting into a perfectly baked cookie.
(eater bites into cookie)
Eater- oooooh yessssss
bystander- I think they just had a cookie-gasm
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game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.
8=======D (cookie)
Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
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Santa: show me them tits, them Santa's cookies
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