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The World Cup Brazil. Brazil lost sums it up..
Dude: Brazil lost.
Dude 2: I know right dude.
Dude: I'm with the 2014 Brazil World Cup!
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The definition of PTSD. Dont watch it, i am warning you. If you want to keep your eyes pure then listen to me. Dont. fucking. watch. it. I am begging you. Dont watch it. My eyes have been cursed with eternal pain and disgust after watching it.
Summary:
2 girls shit in a cup and lick it like ice cream.
Dan: just watched Two girls, One cup. I want to kill myself
Jeff: my name a jeff lol
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the second main reason of suicide in America.
(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)
Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.
Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?
Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.
Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.
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The world's first viral Sheisse video.
Often shown to an unsuspecting viewer(s) in order to gleefully observe his or her horrified reaction.
(Spoiler Alert! The following reveals elements of the video's "plot")
Sadistic Asshole: "Dude... check out this video of these two hot chicks 'making out'. He! He!".
Said Asshole's victim plays the video "Two Girls One Cup": Idyllic music plays.... Two attractive women ... Standard Lesbian foreplay ... then, at about 0:30 into the video....
Traumatized Victim (horrified and at the brink of nausea): "Are they ... Oh my God, No ... I can't believe ... Are they really, IS SHE EATING THE OTHER CHICK'S POO! AND, OH NO, SQUIRTING IT INTO THE OTHER CHICK'S MOUTH! PLEASE, I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE!"
Sadistic Asshole: "Oh it gets better. So much better, so much tastier."
... the two women, apparently fed-up (hah! pun intended) with eating each other poop, wash their fecal-feast down with a generous helping of each other's vomit; could there by a more fitting denouement?...
Traumatized Victim (shaking): "Where am I? Its sooo cold in here... My life will never be the same... My whole worldview has been decimated ... Someone, please hold me. I am so scared ..."
Sadistic Asshole: "Ha Ha! Isn't technology wonderful!"
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2 girls 1 cup is not a video. It is quite possibly a LIFE altering experience....BEWARE
After I watched 2 girls 1 cup, i could no longer drink from clear plastic cups. My life is ruined.
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2 girls 1 cup is a disgusting video, but also is an internet phenomenon which is to trick your friends into watching it. Videos of reactions to watching 2 girls 1 cup are famous online.
case n#1:
"-hey, have u seen this video called 2girls1cup ? you should check it out, its hilarious
-ok, ill google it tonite"
case #2:
"-you motherfucker! that link you sent me was the nastiest shit ive ever seen
-oh, 2 girls 1 cup ? lol"
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A medically common visual emetic, used to empty the gastrointestinal tract of various foodstuffs. May cause several hours of nausea afterward as a side effect.
Doc: hmmm, the syrup of ipecac failed to work, im going to prescribe a far stronger emetic, please watch 2 girls 1 cup
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