Random
Source Code

david s

getting fairly nervous around girls and being roughly 13-15 years of age. When in the presence of girls, jump and touch the highest thing you can reach, sometimes being a basketball hoop.... other times.. various objects in the air.

haha dudes actin a fool... dudes pullin a david s

by cmurdaaa October 21, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


david beckham

A talented midfielder known for deadly free-kicks, crosses, and ability to work with dead balls. Reached stardom wearing his lucky #7 shirt at Manchester United, where he left in 2003 to join Spanish team Real Madrid as #23. He has recently signed a deal with MLS LA Galaxy and will join in 2006. A global icon known all over the world.

How did David Beckham play for Real Madrid yesterday?
HE WAS FREAKIN FABULOUS..HE HAD ONE ASSIST & WAS THE MAN OF THE MATCH!!

by kakafan07 May 29, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


David Duke

A guy who likes to blame everything on the Jews. He's a former Klansman who claims that he left his racist days behind long ago, but that's bullshit. He uses the word "Zionist" more than he uses the word "the." It's essentially his subtle way of saying Kike. He sees himself as a genius and the only one who tells the truth.

He called Larry David a Zionist because an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm poked a tad bit of fun at Christians. Even though the entire show is essentially mocking a Jewish guy. Enough said.

David Duke: Oh shit. I stubbed my toes. It's the Zionist Jewish Extremists yet again.

David Duke: WAHH! A black guy is dating a white woman. It's the Zionists trying to destroy White people through the evil plan of multicultarism.

by AguynamedMike September 6, 2011

221๐Ÿ‘ 438๐Ÿ‘Ž


David Motari

US Soldier stationed in Iraq.
Received international fame and extreme criticism after a video, depicting Motari smiling, joking and throwing a dog pup off an Iraqi desert cliff, became publicly acessible on the Internet.
The video has since been removed from YouTube, but can be found on some video portals.
Upon having been identified by some Internet users, David Motari's bebo.com space has been filled with hate messages. The US Pentagon is currently investigating the case and Motari's identity.
Several online petitions are about this case.

David Motari is an anti-example for proper, efficient and peace-oriented behavior when at war.

by StrikeDaMic March 4, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


David Jackson

A 4 eyed cock knocker with a massive fucking head

David Jackson is a douche

by LEMASTRTROLE2K12 December 29, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


The David Hasslehoff

When you have consumed enough alcohol to have no query's about eating Wendy's hamburgers off a hotel room floor, and subsequently have it taped by your young daughter.

I got so drunk last night I did The David Hasslehoff at the motor inn.

by SatanicEnforcerPatroller September 15, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


david ford

18 year old closet beastiality enthusiast who has a constant nipple erection around other males, despete weather condition(s). A Variant From a Charlie Bennet, David has full function of a growth hormone that he utilises shamefully.
Destined for death he is a classic example for destitution and will negate lonliness for all of his desperate life: unknown to the mass's David sleeps with contentment for "Hetero's"

David Ford slept with my leg the other night in social protest against the food safety act 1994 paragraph 6 line 2.

by JonnyJ 'n' O to the beat December 15, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž