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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know what home is! Now that's funny Dark Humor Orphan Jokes.
when u put on a glow in the dark condom and screw a fat girl.
man i still cant believe u gave girl a glow in the dark rubber pancake@
Glow in the dark love bites are love bites that you notice in the dark with alittle light from your blackberry phone.
For example, a glow in the dark love bites would be when you in bed with someone who is using their blackberry, and then you see a random dark mark on the chest area, that my friends is called a glow in the dark love bite...
A hip-hop/rap album released by Kanye West. Elaborately produced and relatively well-received by listeners and critics, it went on to become a No. 1 Billboard hit. Key tracks include All Of The Lights (which was worked on in the studio for an excess of 5,000 hours), Monster, and Runaway.
Dude 1: 'ey 'Mano? You hear the new Kanye West album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?
Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.
Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.
It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.
Yo have you listened to "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?"
Yea, the shits fire.
Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.
dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!