dead sea

Dead sea is when your having sex in a bathtub or hot tub and the guy jizzes and it floats up to the top and the chick swallows it.

Ahh man that was the best dead sea ever I really love this chick.

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Dead by April

A band that only males that are whipped listen to. the lead singer is aledgedly gay and has performed various homosexual acts with the bands drummer. They are also know for having sexual relations with fans. Warning: the band will make your ear drums pop.

Dude, that Dead by April band is really gay.

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Dead hour

The hour, usually one hour before the closing time of any club, where somehow, for some reason, a man is no longer able to score women anymore. This is usually caused by one or more of the following factors:

1) The man is too drunk
2) All women are already taken by other men prior to dead hour.
3) It has become too obvious that the man`s sole purpose is directed to scoring the last women that are still available.

There was no point in trying anymore, dead hour had already started ten minutes ago.

Daniel knew he was too late: by the time he wanted to approach her, dead hour had already started.

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dead line

Noun:

See deadline.

"Not wanting to miss out on the big discount coffin sale at the local morgue, Pete decided to speed rashly in order to beat the deadline, judging that even in the worst case scenario this would enable him to take advantage of the terrific one-time savings."

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Dead Soldier

Slush gathered behind your tires in the winter after driving.

Could you get rid of the dead soldiers on the car?

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Dead dick

When a chick teases you really good and you think you're going to get laid, and then she totally stops. Like a dead arm, but more painful/important/cruel.

Dude with a boner: Oh my god baby you're so hot!
Hot blonde Sweedish chick: So are you! (playing with his dick)
Dude with a boner: So this means I'm getting laid right?
Hot blonde Sweedish chick: Nope. (As she walks out of the room and drives home)
Dude with a boner: Man! She gave me such a dead dick!

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Dead Rat

A used Tampon.

So here I am, having bought here drinks all night. We gets back to my place and I find out she's got a 'Dead Rat' inside her.

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