when you get bitches by being mentally unstable enough for them to want to fix you
Henry: How the fuck did Carl get a bitch? He seemed depressed earlier.
Anthony: He used his depressed rizz to get a bitch that wants to fix him.
The old days of Myspace where you could do just about everything to make your profile suit you. Customization, the dgafing on the old site was fun. But then a horrible genius decided to fuck up Myspace and everybody left to Facebook. Now many millions of kids are left reminiscing on the good ole' laughs they would have. And start to develop PostMyspace Depression.
"Damn I just came down with Postmyspace depression....this sucks cause no one will ever move back to myspace."
It is a form that everyone or mostly everyone has depression or have just lost the will to live .
"Hey isnt that the form Hare?"
"Yep they are the depressed form."
You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die
Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.
When you stab someone but they never notice you so you go into depression.
“Omg I’ve been following WDW for 2 years and they still don’t follow me on IG. I’m going into Stan depression”
Feeling depressed and lonely because you’re thirsty and alone.
After the burlesque show I saw a super hot guy and it just put me in a thirst depression.
When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.
I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help