abbreviation of "do online now guys"
"Hello Vsauce. Michael here, and I've got a dozen DONGs for you today."
Dong means a guy who wanna be young, rich, handsome, sexy, hot, cute and pretty.
Greedy boiiiii
Something you call your friend when there are being mean or annoying
Person 1: HAHA You Suck
Person 2: Ugh Your Such A Dong
A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.
P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"