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Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke

Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet

by Jakksto November 12, 2019


Safety Drink

A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.

I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.

I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.

by manifestatate January 5, 2012


ignore her she drinks

A phrase used by fandoms to excuse something extremely weird their fave just said.

@taylorswift13: “omg did you just call medaddy’”
Fan: ignore her she drinks

by alexkristian October 20, 2022


thinking not drinking

basically thinking but not really drinking

dude michael im thinking not drinking. bro art that's sick always stay thinking.

by mishamed May 20, 2019


Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023


i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020


i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020