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In the month December i want yall to not cry during December. Keep ur eyes dry. Good luck
Dont cry, dont cry, dont cry,... because its dry eyes December
It's basically a wet willy but with a dry finger!
Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?
What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!
When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.
Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.
When two homosexual partners partake in sexual intercourse, specifically anal, put the one performing the penetration doesn't ejaculate.
Yesterday, I was dry docking Glen and I'm still holding my cum inside of me, which is why I don't want you getting close to my penis.
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Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.
ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.
Intercourse between a male and a post-op m to f tranny.
Do you hear about Paul and Diane, she just had her surgery now they’ll only be dry docking.
When a man ejaculates so much during a single day that it becomes either painful or impossible to ejaculate again.
Craig: Bro! did you pull out when you banged her?
John:No I couldn't cum! She was the fourth one that day! I was such a dry lemon!