The word fuck, as used in A Christmas Story.
Oh fudge! Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the f dash dash dash word.
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Did you watch south park last night? Sooo funny i was r o f l!
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If used in a positive way it means for the win, but if used in a negative way it means 'f*ck the world'
negative: FTW- f*ck the world
Alex B: guys, failed my exam. ftw
positvie: FTW- for the win
Rhys: Jam donuts ftw
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The act of giving so few f*cks, that you actually pull f*cks away from the entity you dont give a fuck about... aka: A black hole for fucks!!!
Negative F*cks Syndrome (NFS) speaks for itself
When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!
First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!
Second guy: You're still a virgin.
First guy: :(
Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!
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45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.
My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.
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James F Byrnes Freshman Academy. A nasty ass school filled with roaches crawling, stank ass hoes, bloody tampons on the floor, and nasty dick sucking mfs in the bathroom. You can find your local red necks and wanna be gang bangers here. The School so damn broke, they barley can afford to get the nasty ass school cleaned.
James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy is nasty