When someone isn’t wired up properly
Check that tin of fruit over there, he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic
a german smoothie company that sells overpriced smoothie. Only rich people drink it because that shit is fcking expensive.
A: jo did you drink true fruits?
B: bro im poor
When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat
Way of saying you got a long dick.
"Bro, you got a tic tac down there."
"Nigga I got a fruit by the foot that needs to be unrolled everytime it needs use."
The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.
"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."
I bowl of various unlabeled drugs put out for consumption at a pill popper party.
I dug into that fruit salad looking for Benzos and found some Ludes.
my all of my friends are queer/fruity! literally a fruit salad!!