Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

first kiss

first steps to losing your virginity. ;)

"Hey Joe what is up dog"."I just had my first kiss with Carmella".

First kiss

What landie will never get

Landie will never have her first kiss.

first great-cousin-nephew

First cousin's grandson.

My first great-cousin-nephew is a good boy.

First Anime Syndrome

FAS or First Anime Syndrome is a condition that happens when someone completes their first anime and instantly think nothing will ever top it and label it as goated.

Common animes that lead to FAS include: Naruto, One Piece, Demon Slayer, and Attack on Titan.

Person 1 - "Yo Naruto is the most goated show ever and nothing will ever top it."

Person 2 - "stfu man you just got first anime syndrome"

first world flex

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.

“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”

first cousin-pibling

Parent's first cousin.

My first cousin-pibling is a good person.