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When you are constantly trying to have a chance with someone who has never given you a chance, despite how many times you have tried.
Mandy posted a status about how some people don't deserve a second chance because their are other people who are waiting for their first one. What Mandy fails to realize is there are quite a few guys in her yard trying to get a milkshake, and it sure isn't the first time they've been waiting for her shop to open. Infact chase is waiting for his seventh-first chance.
When a man is taking part in a threesome or orgy and proceeds to cum first on the thot.
Man1: Oh boy I'm going to cum
Man 2: No way bro. I will milk in first
What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.
Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."
Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do
"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"
The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.
Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11
Another dumbass: Pardon?
first steps to losing your virginity. ;)
"Hey Joe what is up dog"."I just had my first kiss with Carmella".