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this tramp walks around all day drunk argueing with people and attackin people!
one day terry mayers asked the tramp for a drink with him later and an MC battle little did terry mayers know that he would be chased down the park by the drunk with a bottle with the tramp threatening to cut his throt
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A character from a video game that made me question my sanity,but now,they dont make me question my sanity+there's a crap ton of hentai of him that unfortunately i saw,dont ask me how
Bruh,Kris from deltarune is a charecter with no personality,he sucks pee pee
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1.Grapevines refer to the cells of a probable spawn in the testes-sperm. Woods just double verify the fact that the sperm is from the testes, because the wood is pubic hair-hair on the cock. Therefore grapevines from the woods.
Oh u mighty pussy, accept the grape vines from my woods. Again, therefore grapevines from the woods.
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There once was aman from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin
While wiping her chin
You know I'm the king you fucking love it.
Jesus whose kid is this!!!! I would never put myself to work. Your mouth is better.
I'm the old man from Nantucket, bitches. You know the legend so who's first. They call me buckets of fun.
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when, as a result of skydiving, a woman gets splattered with jism from the sky. Otherwise known as white rain
That bitch came to my door with pennies from heaven on her face!
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People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.
Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.
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a serious infection where your boobs get bigger than your head and guys that play video games all day are attracted to you and everyone else is repulsed
ahhhhh run its the stripper from the big dipper
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