Used when responding to another persons outlandish request, claim, or statement.
Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."
Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."
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a valid sentence consisting of 75% cussing
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One of many popular disparaging nicknames for the 45th POTUS.
To me and to so many, he will forever be that reality show fucker!
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BMF for short. The faceless blue MSN figure that annoys the shit out of anyone and everyone by either:
a. Turning the whole chatbox bright orange if you're using Windows, or:
b. Zipping around like a total shit-eater if you're using Mac, effectively blowing your cover of pretending to do your homework while chatting if your parents happen to pass by.
Mom: Son, what are you doing?
Sam: The English essay. I've written five hundred wor-
Icon: Bla-ba-bam!
Mom: Glares.
Sam: ... Damn you, Bloody MSN Fucker.
When you get the fucking shit yeeted out of you.
Yeet the mother fucker means you got tossed out the window into the pool.
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When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.
"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."
"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."
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refering to an attractive person. someone who is extremely hot. someone you want to do the second you lay eyes on them.
erin-looks at a emo boy-" DAMN THAT IS ONE SEXY MOTHER FUCKER"
taylor-looks over-" DAMN STRAIGHT"
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