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The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.
oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger with shiitake mushroom
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger, you should try it!"
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You don't care. You don't give a fuck.
Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck
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Today is the day you have to send your friend a present that they ask/choose.
"I want a laptop on november 9th because its November 9- Give your friend a present. :D"....."No. Die"
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April 27th is national give your friend Hayden head. Because they get a free pass on the 27th
National give your friend Hayden head means that on April 27th you have to give every one named Hayden free head
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today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and you’ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt
boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??
girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT
boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*
National give your child six dollars day is on January 20th and is based off of a true story of a child who needed six dollars and their parents gave them that 6 dollars and they invented gravity.
I love National Give your child six dollars day!