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a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis
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Dumb valley-girl saying, usually said while holding up one's hand and bobbing one's head like a dumbass. Said mainly during the '90s, during a time where such shallow blonde-speak was almost acceptable. Nowadays, though, saying "talk to the hand" will cause one to become ostracized, or yield a swift beating.
"She was frontin' so I made the bitch talk to the hand."
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the term banana hands is used for a female individual whos hands show the utmost resemblance to a bunch of bananas. when one spots someone with these traits the only word that comes to mind is BANANA! and one may yell it out without even realising it. banana hands are not uncommon from man hands.
that woman has very large hands. one might even call them banana hands
"goddamn! those is some big ass hands!...ima have ta cut them off"
"those hands look like they could eat small children"
"damn! whats wrong with you girl. yo hands so ugly i can't even look a em'"
"don't yall try to hold my hand. i can't deal with that shit"
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To describe the act of a male or dominant female slapping the face of a female lover. Usually used to assert dominance or initiate vigorous sexual intercourse.
My ho' was talking too much. All I wanted was sex so I showed her my "pimp hand" to let her know who was boss.
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The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.
As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.
First seen in the movie Mallrats.
"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
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A game of gentlemanly rivalry. The two men stand facing each other bare-chested. One at a time, each man delivers a single, open-handed blow to his opponents' abdominal area. Only one step is allowed to be taken by the deliverer, and the recipient of the blow may not evade the blow and must sustain it fully. At the end of this, each gentleman will have a reddened imprint of his opponent's hand emblazoned upon his abdominals- "the hand of god". Ten minutes (or some other predetermined time) are allowed to elapse, after which each man's chest is re-examined. A group of impartial peers will decide which man has more fully recovered and shows the lesser amount of redness and injury- this man is declared the winner. In the event that the peers are unable to come to a unanimous decision (extremely rare), the two gentlemen shall again strike one another in the manner explained above, and again be judged until a winner is declared.
While abdominal fat may cushion the blow in a game ofHand of god, it is far more susceptible to lasting tell-tale redness which can lead to a loss. Placing and timing of the blow is extremely important- proper placement can lead to the open fisted blow causing a gash that breaks the skin and draws blood- which will almost inevitably result in a win when compared to simple redness.
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Much like Bigfoot, Unicorns and Mermaids, hand sanitizer is a magical and mythical life saving personal disinfectant that is widely spoken of, but no one has ever seen.
Hey bro, did you get any hand sanitizer? Have not seen it anywhere. Don't even think it exists anymore.
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