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A large school with a gay mascot, because they can't think of a legitmate one. Full of potheads and future inmates, Heritage High School also fails epicly at sports, with their crosstown rival Loudoun County High School sweeping them in nearly every matchup of any importance
John: Hey, you go to Heritage High School, whats your mascot again?
Mike: The pride
John: What?
Mike: The pride. Like, since I go to Heritage I am a pride. No wait, I am a member of the pride, we are a pride. No wait, we are the pride. No, hang on....
John: Your gay
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Asia on the east coast...consolidated into a school much too small.
Run by a Nazi.
Tons of drug trafficking.
You can learn different languages walking through the halls, which by the way are made of aluminum foil.
see Hell for more details
--: Konichiwa!
++: Ya want weed wit dat?
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A school in Hoover, Alabama, with overrated skaters, bible babies/god squads, sluts, douche bags, and 3 normal people.
Freshman campus is a jail & the school was created by the devil. If you go to this school you'll find: all they care about is football, and 2 A Days wasn't even a good show.
Hoover High School is fucking gay
fuck Alabama
don't come here for your life
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One of the smartest schools in the state of Pennsylvania...Not everyone smokes up and gets wasted each weekend,every high school has kids like that. It is just a accustion Kennett makes because mushrooms are the only things it has going for it.
Unionville High School may have its share of daddy's girl sluts and Hummers parked in the school parking lot, but it also have the highest test scores in our state, and about 97% of the school goes to college.
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A high school in Warwick Rhode Island known for producing the state's burger flippers and WWD's (waistoids with diplomas). The principal is Dennis Mullin, who at the pep rallies believes that the school is spelled "P-I-L-G-R-I"
After every rainstorm at least one classroom becomes a designated swimming pool.
Most students are either too dumb or too poor to get drugs so many snort salt and smoke oregano.
Student apathy is a must, and those without it transfer to a private school, such as LaSalle or "Mendricken"
The sports teams all are awful except for the girls soccer team for some strange reason. So in closing, don't screw with the girls there because they all obviously know how to kick hard.
Random Person: "What School do you go to?"
PHS Student: "Pilgrim High School"
Random Person: "I'm so sorry.."
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This is the school is in the town of apopka, and holds all sorts of people. It has the uppity, rich type (usually white), the spanish, the south apopkans (usually black minus,my family), and the white trash from rock springs trailer park. We pride ourselfs on the fact that we have the "best" football team and our unique mascot, the blue darter! You can always catch a fight between the infamous SUR13 and APK gangs. In 2008, a new school was built so we no longer have to deal with the old, moldy campus! Our top rivals are Edgewater and Lake Brantley. Our sister-school is Wekiva. Abbrev. : AHS
"Do you go to Edgewater?"
"Fuck you, i got to Apopka High school!!"
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A large high school in Cary, NC right outside of Raleigh. Learning institute to the infamous band commonly known as a "the band cult" and NJROTC, fondly known as the "Rotc Nazis". Both groups receiving more titles than all other organization at CHS put together but earning the least respect from their classmates and teachers. Signaled by the large smoke cloud around it, caused by the various smoking spots around campus, but not on campus (although the lingering smell of smoke it's quite common after either lunch period while walking past the bathroom). Not known for it's cliques, but is evidently segreated by the black people group, the goths, ESL, and the identity confused white people. Home to relocated drug dealers, drug addicts, state-wide theives, baby mamas, custody battles and anger managment cases the school is extremely diverse, not only with cultures, but with students with all kinds of criminal backgrounds. Classified by the largest number of car crashes in a parking lot of neighboring streets known possible, the school is the best in the surrounding area. Despite it's colorful background, it still has more school spirit and more down to earth, well-known people then Apex, Greenhope, Athens or Middle Creek. Most students will agree that it is an awesome school after venture to any other school party or meeting any of the people for the other schools.
Miffy: "Hey you go to Cary"
Andrew: "Yea"
Miffy: "Can I beat?"
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