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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa June 2, 2011


Clam digger

A clam digger is when you have a sinus infection and your eatting your wife/girlfriends pussy you hock one of those bloody, green clumps from your sinuses into her cunt and then suck it back out.

Last night I gave her a clam digger, how she has a yeast infection.

by Freeballin99 January 20, 2019


Clam Digger

Was intended to be a offensive term against Island Park natives by rival Long Beach. Island Park Natives now use it themselves as a source of pride that reflects on there Bay Lifestyle.

Dude FUCK those clam diggers.

Im proud to be one.

by My negros June 3, 2017


Clam digger

A hidden racist. An ode to the wheel of fortune episode where a guy tried to solve the puzzle “clam _iggers” with the letter N.

Enrique didn’t get that promotion that he was over qualified for. Tom got it instead. Some people think the supervisor is a clam digger.

by King Random December 20, 2017


Clam Diggers

A lot like its ugly cousin the camel toe and even uglier cousin the moose knuckle, Clam Diggers are any pants or shorts that are so tight they make a women's vagina look like the joint side of a clam.

"Look at that chick's pants, clam diggers aren't just short pants anymore "

by MKL100 July 3, 2017


Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male

Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!

by kmfa666 July 6, 2010


Clam Frappe

Motorboating a womans vagina in a cold environment. Usually while outdoors, i.e. camping, ice fishing etc.

Jon: Hey mike how was your camping trip with Eileen?
Mike: It was pretty cold in the mornings, but I warmed her up good.
Jon: Yeah?

Mike: Yeah I went down on her, she got so wet I drank her clam frappe.

by Sven Grudenwald January 9, 2021