he straps a potato to his forehead for cultural day and always says 'irish buddies' with anyone who is remotely irish
"Man, that dude is literally an irish oliver =-="
The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.
Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”
Rodge: “Can’t do it.”
Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”
Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”
-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix
-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser
when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies
“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”
When you just get up and walk away. Far away.
I’m gonna hit the bathroom. And you Irish dip out the door
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When you tuck your trousers into your socks and shit yourself.
David couldn't make it to the toilet in time, so he made himself an Irish portapotty instead.
An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.
In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.